scroll, you fools

FLIER CLUB

Experience Design + Branding

Olympics Poster

Poster + Motion

Vegilante

Brand Guidelines

Morountodun

Plantable Poster + Illustration

Santa Clara Speaks

Water Advocacy + Type Installation

Flier Club Record

Branding + Record Packaging

Hey!

You should look closer at my work!

It's really good

I promise :)

CLICK HERE to see my archived work!

or click through one of my featured projects

or keep scrolling...

I guess...

come on!!!

I spent a really long time on this website AND these projects too!!!

I am NOT going to sit here while you scroll endlessly into an

EMPTY BLACK VOID

this CANT be a better use of your time than looking at my beautiful works can it????

unless...

you don't like my designs?

:(

are my designs even good?

I mean...

I spent a lot of time and effort making them great...

but maybe my work just isn't very interesting

well...

I guess you'd better keep scrolling

maybe there's something cool down there

I doubt it....

but maybe

see any good movies lately?

I'm always lookin for good cinema

tell you what, if you bring him with you to the end, you'll get a special surprise!

promise!

you can name him if you want!

I hope you brought him with you, it gets scary and lonely in this dark void

y'know, I kinda feel bad, after all, it is MY dark void that you're choosing to travel down

I guess I didn't have to put it here

here, take a little water and snack break!

give some to (duck name) too!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA

you just got PLAYED son

hit em with the good old disappearing food trick!

I hope you and (duck name) starve

well I think we're nearing the end

maybe if I think of something else funny to put here I can extend it but i'm tired and bored

oh hey you look pretty smart! tell me what I should put here!

what are you doing?

go play with (duck name) and his hats!

are you fucking serious????

I mean come ON

I literally gave you a stupid duck AND hats for him!

your hunger cannot be sated!

I know not of what you seek, but I know it is most CERTAINLY not here good sir or madam

I will simply not understand what it is you wanted out of this little scroll adventure, but it seems like a good waste of everyones time.

ok i'm going to sleep, go back and hang out with (duck name)

OR BETTER YET!

look at my fucking work!!!

grumble grumble

congrats

you're a psychopath

heres my personal phone number text me something funny

917-246-8054